Thursday, September 12, 2013

NFL Week 1 Roundup

Sports fans, I'd like to begin this week's post with an ode to, in my opinion, the BEST quarterback in the NFL.

You da' man, Peyton.

What a start to the NFL season! Last Thursday's game between the Broncos and Ravens was quite the historic night. At first though, it looked bad for the Broncos, who are clearly missing Von Miller. That didn't turn out to matter much because the Ravens defense was abysmal. Mr. Manning threw 7 TD passes, making a fantasy star out of TE Julius Thomas, yet somehow amid the glory of all of those passing yards and TD's Eric Decker was nowhere in the mix. In fact, he dropped a potential touchdown. Total fantasy fail.

Speaking of fantasy fails, explain to me just how a Peyton Manning fantasy owner manages to lose their match-up with 46 points in the bag? Well my team "Bring It To The Lou," did just that. Besides Manning and Vernon Davis, the rest of the team decided they had the week off.

UTTER FANTASY FAIL.

Calisportsdiva's Top 10 Afterthoughts of the Week

10. I completely whiffed on Arizona. Not that I think they'll be a Superbowl threat by any stretch of the imagination but they've finally found an NFL caliber quarterback with Carson Palmer at the helm and are a much better team. Larry Fitzgerald fantasy football owners rejoice!

Welcome back, Larry!

9. How bad is Jacksonsville? They are so bad that not only did they fail to produce any sort of offense (much to MJD owners dismay) the only reason they had ANY points on the board is because the other team messed up. Seriously! A safety by the other team is your only offense. Yikes. Maybe Jacksonville should give Tim Tebow a call.

8. Speaking of safeties, at the half on Sunday 3 different games had scored safeties, and another safety was scored on Monday night. That's 4 safeties in the first week of the season. Only 13 safeties were committed in the entire 2012-2013 regular season. Not only were there 4 safeties, but the Tennessee Titans managed to commit a safety on the OPENING kickoff. If you're The Colts or the Texans, you gotta love how awful Jacksonville and Tennessee are.

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7. Oh San Diego, don't go changin.' The Chargers never fail to disappoint, do they? They could have a 40 point lead and still find a way to lose. That Houston-San Diego game was ugly. It reminded me why I'm not big on Houston this year and think the Colts will take the division, and why San Diego despite looking really good on offense at times, will end up a .500 team. It probably doesn't matter anyway, Denver will own the AFC West anyway.

6. Hey Baltimore, remember this guy?

Can you explain to me just WHY you let this guy go? 

5. RGIII looked AWFUL on Monday. He's definitely not fully recovered from his injury. Though the Redskins mediocre performance was out shined by the fast and furious Eagles, who just are so much fun to watch under the new Chip Kelly offense. In fact, Kelly said he thought the offense was "too slow" and could be faster. Really? Who is he expecting Michael Vick to be, Speedy Gonzalez?


4. How bad is Indy's defense and just how good is Andrew Luck? Watching the game I saw missed tackles ALL over the place - Pryor had all day to run around the pocket and find a receiver to throw too. The Colts won that game because of one guy - Andrew Luck. This is why I think the Colts will win their division, but won't go far in the playoffs. Luck is good enough to get points on the board to keep up with the other team, but don't expect the Colts defense to hold onto a lead.

3. Da' Bears!

I wasn't high on them in my NFL predictions but watch out for these boys - could be a tight race between Green Bay and Chicago. Mark it.

2. EDIT: The Giants always struggle in games against Dallas, but despite David Wilson's abysmal play and turning the ball over 6 times the Giants managed to stay in the game, they just couldn't overcome all of those errors. Giants better figure out that running back situation quick, otherwise it's going to be a LONG season for them. The NFC East will be interesting to watch this season, especially with that new Philly offense in play. I picked the Giants to win the division because well, somehow they always seem to find a way but it's going to be super tough this year. As for the Cowboys, there's no denying that they have weapons and an explosive offense, but keeping Tony Romo upright is the problem here. He went out of the game after a hit and fortunately for Dallas fans, he only got the wind knocked out of him. 

1. The Jets win. I repeat, the Jets win. Now, Tampa Bay isn't exactly a tough team to play but they're not the Jacksonville Jaguars either. Oh Lavonte David. Most people didn't know who the hell you were before this game but they know who you are now. Tampa Bay appeared to have the win. All they had to do was stop the Jets from getting into field goal range. We're taking Gino Smith here. What does David do? Commits a costly 15-yard personal foul putting the Jets into field goal range and wins the game.

LaVonte, for your costly penalty, you get the Seth and Amy REALLY? of the week:

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That's it for this week's recap. Enjoy week 2 of the NFL!

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